Focus your eyeballs on this particular gem. I purchased it from a super cool outfit called Bossy's Feltworks, which has a table at a weekly Saturday farmer's market. The eponymous sheep Bossy is "the matron of the Lum flock" according to the Bossy site and she apparently loves apples, which I suppose is not surprising. If I met her, I'd probably feel a little starstruck.

The woman who made this would probably pish-posh about me considering this an awesome work of art, but I do, and not only because I admire the craftsmanship. I also can't imagine ever getting tired of staring at it. I mean, couldn't you marvel over this tableau forever, wondering who these goats are and what they're doing? Are they friends, one talking the other off a literal ledge? Romantically involved in a Romeo-and-Juliet situation? A couple brothers just horsing around? Maybe the brown one has a lumber business and the gray goat is being future-minded and has come to stock up a little bit for the upcoming winter.

And here's a license plate I'd have, if I had a car, and felt the need to express myself via my license plate.




