Friday, October 23, 2009

Owl in box



Read all about it here.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Winter hat



This would be a perfect chapeau for me. I could even see myself wearing a linen-y version in the warmer months.



But I think Narciso just made them for his runway show out of recycled buckets or something. Harumph.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Invisible man



You might have already heard about this guy and seen his work, as I wouldn't be surprised if these images have been zinged around to everyone via email at lightning speed lately (Thanks, Judy!), and if when you saw them, you thought, "No way," "Must be Photoshop(R) or some kind of trick photography," "WTF?" and/or "I STILL think it's Photoshop." But no. This guy is the real thing.



From the Telegraph UK: "35-year-old Liu Bolin, from Shandong, China, manages to camouflage himself in any surroundings, no matter how difficult they might be.



Liu works on a single photo for up to 10 hours at a time, to make sure he gets it just right, but he achieves the right effect: sometimes passers-by don’t even realize he is there until he moves.



The talented Liu Bolin says his art is a protest against the actions of the Government, who shut down his art studio in 2005 and persecutes artists. It’s about not fitting into modern society. Despite problems with Chinese authorities, Liu’s works are appreciated at an international level."

Go ahead, Google(TM) his name. You'll see a lot more jaw-dropping images.



I think they're kind of creepy. But in a great way. I mean, imagine if you walked by and this guy, above, stepped away from that wall? Wouldn't you think part of the wall had suddenly decided to go wherever you were going? I'm all for anthropomorphic nuttiness, but I'd definitely be running down the street screaming my head off if that happened to me. (And then I'd be totally humbled and embarrassed later, when I realized my gaffe. "Oh man! That was that crazy artist dude!")



This last one is just bananas.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Get them green tomatoes



Last Friday P sent me a link about green tomatoes that were at the Union Square farmers' market, were only in season for a week, and were AMAZING! INCREDIBLE! STUPENDOUS!

So I hotfooted it over there and found this one booth run by a crazy couple. The woman was completely blotto drunk seeming (who knows? perhaps she'd been slurring her words, unable to count money, and making nonsensical jokes since birth). Her husband was wandering around quietly behind her, stacking vegetable crates, etc., a totally sober enabler guy. They had two of the crazy kind of dog pictured running in circles around each other and barking, until the husband finally put them on leashes. But that didn't stop one of the dogs from leaping at the green tomatoes repeatedly for awhile (pictured).

They did taste interesting. But I don't know. When this week rolls around next year, will I have "PURCHASE WEIRD VERDANT TOMATOES!" on my calendar? I doubt it. (P might, though.)

A couple days later I happened to eat a really delicious red grape. I surmised that red grapes must be in season, and after a little research, discovered that Concord grapes were indeed in season! So I bought a big bunch of them from the 10th Street and 2nd Avenue farmers' market. But I soon realized that I must have had a different kind of grape, because Concord grapes aren't really for random munching. So I didn't know what to do with them. I ended up convincing Paul to help me make a Concord grape-based recipe, which resulted in a weird dinner that tasted like sausages, brussel sprouts, and potatoes in grape jelly sauce. I would have posted a picture of this meal, but I find the photographic evidence disturbing.

I think when it comes to food, I am much more of a "bring me a plate of something delicious" kind of person than a "I shall discover and seek out my dinner" one. And it's always good to learn something new about yourself.

Neil's obituaries

From The New York Times

NASH -- Cornelius C.

Neil Nash, 48, died on September 9 after years of a heroic battle with brain cancer. Neil's legacy is one of kindness and inspiration in the face of his battle. For the past 16 years Neil fought and triumphed over numerous run-ins with the disease, constantly turning the medical community on its head while keeping his own. Neil was a real New Yorker and lived in Manhattan most of his life. He loved the city and was often the very embodiment of its struggles and triumphs. As a close friend states, "A big part New York City's beauty is that it often feels so fragile and so grand at the same time. Neil Nash was the same; he was always grand and epic even during the hardest times." For the last 10 years he was an acclaimed project manager who oversaw a wide array of projects in New York and throughout the U.S. Neil helped manage several large institutional restoration projects after hurricane Katrina, as well as building high-end residential projects throughout New York City and a prominent soup kitchen and social services agency in Brooklyn. A statement from close friends reads, "No matter what Neil was going through personally he always maintained an optimism and willingness to help others, laugh out loud, and be the most stylish guy in the room. His sense of humor, rigorous honesty, and openness always made Neil a magnet for great conversations and connection with everyone he encountered." Cornelius is mourned by his wife Martha Brophy, his children Jedidiah and Campbell, his sister Juliana Nash Stenerson, his mother, Juliana vanderVloed Nash, and a huge family and circle of friends too numerous to mention.

From The East Hampton Star

Cornelius Campbell Nash, 48

Surrounded by family and friends, Cornelius C. Nash died at home in New York City on Sept. 9. Mr. Nash, who was 48, had been diagnosed with brain cancer in 1993.

“Being a father” was his most heartfelt achievement, his family said. Jedadiah and Campbell C. Nash are his 9-year-old son and 7-year-old daughter.

He is also survived by his wife, Martha Brophy of New York City, his sister, Juliana Nash Stenerson of Amagansett, his mother, Juliana van der Vloed Nash of New York City and Amagansett, and by a niece and a nephew.

Although he was a consummate New Yorker, Mr. Nash had spent summers in Amagansett since his early teens and “loved Indian Wells Beach more than anything.” As an adolescent he enjoyed surfing and “hanging out with his herd of friends” there.

Around that time he helped his parents renovate Moose Brown’s old house next to the American Legion Hall on Montauk Highway, which they had bought in 1976. He also spent a couple of years in Miami Beach, where he worked as a partner in a fine-cabinetry company.

Mr. Nash went on to become a project manager for D.B.I., overseeing a wide array of endeavors in New York City and throughout the United States. He helped manage large institutional restoration projects after Hurricane Katrina and worked on luxury residential projects in New York City.

He had also been an event planner for James McNabb Associates; his last job with that company involved doing work during the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Spain.

He was born on May 1, 1961, in New York City. His father was James C. Nash, who died in 1998. He attended Stuy­vesant High School in Manhattan as well as the University of Rhode Island, where he was on the crew team, and the City University of New York at Hunter College.

He and Martha Brophy were married on Oct. 17, 1992, the year before his cancer, a pineal blastoma, was diagnosed. His doctor did not expect him to live even a few months, but his condition was stabilized for 10 years.

“Neil was like a tall oak — sturdy, strong, upright, resilient,” his family said, as well as “intelligent, rational, egalitarian.”

Funeral arrangements were private. Donations have been suggested to the pediatric brain tumor unit at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, P.O. Box 27106, New York 10087-7106.

Thanks, Neilwaukee.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Merril Markoe's Quick Draw McGraw

Merrill Markoe is such a genius. She responded on her blog to the whole David Letterman thing, which, I don't know if you've watched the clip of him turning his creepy tale of extortion and lechery into a ba-dum-dum comedy routine and had the same HUH? and EUW reaction I did, is "As you can imagine, this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he would ever cheat on." (She had a decade-long relationship with him, and they created the original "Late Night with David Letterman" together.)

I thought that was really funny and must be very accurate. But also, she posted this little piece of artistry that she made: "it's that German expressionist episode you may not remember. Not everyone knows that Peter Lorre did a guest spot on Quick Draw McGraw." Enjoy.

Monday, September 28, 2009

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Postcards from Neil



The last time I saw Neil, he asked me if I remembered the postcards. I said of course, of course, of course. He sent me great ones when he was down in Florida. They were all old, vintage cards and if they weren't as beautiful as a work of art, they were hilarious.



What, you've never seen Mrs. Maude Black's sausage tree before?



Look at this girl and her come-hither look + oranges approach. I've been admiring her outfit for over 20 years, now.



And hey, Neil V: The back of this sea turtles one says, in part, "If you see my cousin Neil, ask him to tell you about the time we were chasing a sea turtle down in St. Thomas." I never did ask you about that. Do tell. (Also, looking forward to seeing you next weekend.)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Neil Nash

I met Neil at a party at the Orbach house on 21st street back in the 80s. I'm pretty sure it was to celebrate Martha and Tony Orbach's impending wedding. Neil interrupted a conversation I was having near the pool table on the second floor and I thought he was kind of obnoxious, possibly funny, and very handsome, and therefore perplexing. The party was smoky and crowded and we crossed paths a few more times during it, but never in a way that made me think he wasn't, perhaps, full of bluster.

Until I saw him again, soon after, at the Orbach wedding and he said something like "Remember me?" and I said something like, "Sure, you're that rude guy," and he shot back something like "Who, me? I'm not rude, I'm extremely charming, and anyway, I'm not that into ska music." (Remember "rude boys" and "rude girls"?)

Here we are chatting each other up at the wedding.


"I'm 17." "No, you're not." "Yes, I am."

Neil was, indeed, very charming. I was crushed when he revealed he'd recently moved from NYC to Miami to start a business with a high school friend. I was starting NYU in the fall and the cost of tuition and perhaps some minor layer of intelligence prevented me from chasing after him and pitching a tent outside his Floridian apartment complex. There was no mistaking the sudden pandemonium of an exciting new romance. He sent me a bouquet of pumpkins in October. We wrote each other goofy and impassioned letters and had marathon, middle-of-the-night phone calls. Some of the things that would play in my head over and over all through college, long after we'd broken up, were all the times we reunited on streets, on my stoop, wherever, after weeks of not seeing each other. It was always operatic to me, but not just because I cared about him so much. It was also because Neil himself was so operatic: passionate, intense, unpredictable.... As if the way to show up was, naturally, to drive his truck halfway up onto the sidewalk and jump out, leaving the door open and Tom Petty's Free Fallin' blaring on the car radio. Then, too, there were times like when we arranged to meet at a party in SoHo and, shortly after he walked in the door, he got into a fight with my sister's European semi-boyfriend Dirk, which almost broke up the soiree. Dirk did have an irritating quality about him. But it wasn't worth fighting about.

I realized Neil and all the stories about him running around the city and upstate were kind of legendary to some people (whether they involved beating someone up or not). But to me, he was always gentle and sweet, and funny. He was always recommending books: "Have you ever read Nathaniel West's Miss Lonleyhearts? It's really great, but really dark," "I'm finally reading Moby Dick. It's about a whale," (Ha ha). "I was never crazy about Saul Bellow, but oh my god, Henderson the Rain King!" I read an article about novelist Harry Crews and his book Car, about a man who tries to eat his entire Ford Maverick from bumper to bumper, and told Neil about it. I very much enjoyed taking credit for this, as Neil became a huge fan, and ate up all of Crews' books. We both loved the remake of Breathless with Richard Gere we'd seen on TV, even though it was extremely cheesy. And when we had our first argument, he bellowed, "What we have here is a failure of communication!" Then, he couldn't believe I didn't know what he was referencing, so he bought me a copy of the book (better known as a movie) Cool Hand Luke. Christmas had long since past, but he inscribed it "To my grinch," because I was often grumpy and pessimistic about the fact that he lived so far away.

Here he is in his Florida shop with two of its residents.


What woman in her right mind could avoid the gaze? Of those two cats?

He inspired my first full-length play, The Impossibility of Romantic Relationships in the Final Minutes of the 20th Century, and ducked in one night at the last minute to see it — a great production with Maddie Corman, Josh Hamilton, and Ethan Hawke. He was always so supportive and vehement about my work. "You better keep writing, or else!" he'd say.

We stayed in contact long after we split up. He always seemed to call me right before I went out on a date with someone new, or right after I came home from one, and of course, he loved that.

He took this shot when we drove out to Amagansett for a couple days.


A natural dreamboat and one of his many catches.

But I'm talking about an old version of Neil here, a more-than-a-couple-decades-ago Neil. We fell out of touch after he married Martha, a tall, beautiful, wise-crackingly funny drink of water who I knew was perfect for him. And when I ran into him over the years, it was no surprise he'd become a dad and stayed home to take care of his and Martha's beautiful kids. The one thing everyone knew in the absolute was that Neil wanted children. I'll never forget when I stupidly mused one time about there not being another term for "Mr. Mom." "DAD!!" he said, to my well-deserved embarrassment.

This past year, my friend and Neil's cousin Dawn invited me up to see her brother Neil V's show in Kingston and Neil was there. We ended up hanging out a few times and yakking on the phone with some frequency since then. I'd seen him a few times over the years and knew his old, street-fighting temper had long since simmered down. But it struck me as so paradoxical this time, how much he'd changed and grown and yet he was still the same, exact person I'd known. He was just so much more brave. I'd never thought of Neil as weak — lord, no! — but I never imagined how strong he could be, even as his body grew weaker.

I walked around his neighborhood with him one day and he stopped to chat with everyone we passed (he seemed to know everyone in his neighborhood) to promise them he wasn't messing around behind Martha's back (Ha ha).

I called him one day this past spring and he happened to be at the chiropractor's. "What's the one thing no one can live without?" he asked. For some reason, I didn't know that day. In disgust, he put his chiropractor on the phone, who reiterated: "You really don't know what no one can live without?" "No," I said. "Water?" "LOVE!!!" They both finally yelled.

He knew more than anyone how passionate, lucky, and full of love his life had been; he always talked about it, despite the pain and deep annoyances he and his family were dealing with. I'm glad he doesn't have to fight anymore.



But it still completely sucks that he's gone.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Manchasm

This video really starts kicking when the cat shows up. (I know, I never thought "cat" would be one of the most-used words on this blog, either.)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The comfort of Mclusky

My friend and old flame Neil Nash gave up the ghost yesterday early in the morning. His cousin has an appropriately story-filled post about it over on Neilwaukee. I'm going to dig around in some old photos and, in my next post, give you guys (some of whom knew him) a bit of a blast from the past hopefully.

In the meantime here's a band you might like, especially if you feel like punching and kicking things. The first one is of the single-image You Tube variety, so please don't be disappointed by the lack of synchronized dancers, and the second one is an actual Mclusky video.

The chorus of this song can stick in your head and drive you nuts, so watch out!



This video features a bowling pin.



P is responsible for introducing me to such noise. The first song I heard of theirs is the very mellow and brilliant Fuck this Band, but I can't find a copy of it anywhere across the whole world wide web. It's been a long time since I fell so madly in love with a band. I love you, Mclusky!

I guess I should also mention that this band isn't around anymore but the lead singer started a new band called Future of the Left that's presumably very good.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Boooo

I loved this building. I loved it, dammit!



And I loved what some of the Cooper students posted in the windows just before it was demolished. See it? I miss the old NY. My sentiments exactly. I know, the old New York was full of abandoned buildings and weed- and garbage-strewn vacant lots, dark, empty avenues and crime stats were bad, real bad...but it was awesome.



Cooper erased the words in the windows, which struck me as very spoilsport-y of them. Especially since they were going to knock the whole thing down within days anyway.



This is the crazy thing shadowing our lives now. It's huge, it looks like it was attacked by a hook-handed pirate, and from what I hear, it's more a display of ego on the architect's part than useful for the students and faculty of Cooper Union.

Boooo.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Goat box, heh heh

OK, wrapping up my visit to the Pacific Northwest:

Focus your eyeballs on this particular gem. I purchased it from a super cool outfit called Bossy's Feltworks, which has a table at a weekly Saturday farmer's market. The eponymous sheep Bossy is "the matron of the Lum flock" according to the Bossy site and she apparently loves apples, which I suppose is not surprising. If I met her, I'd probably feel a little starstruck.



The woman who made this would probably pish-posh about me considering this an awesome work of art, but I do, and not only because I admire the craftsmanship. I also can't imagine ever getting tired of staring at it. I mean, couldn't you marvel over this tableau forever, wondering who these goats are and what they're doing? Are they friends, one talking the other off a literal ledge? Romantically involved in a Romeo-and-Juliet situation? A couple brothers just horsing around? Maybe the brown one has a lumber business and the gray goat is being future-minded and has come to stock up a little bit for the upcoming winter.



And here's a license plate I'd have, if I had a car, and felt the need to express myself via my license plate.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Fear! Architecture! Oysters! Family! Alpacas!

Walking and driving around Seattle for a couple days was really fun.



I'm particularly envious of the aforementioned Seattle library designed by Rem Koolhaas. You can take the elevator to the highest floor of the building, the 10th, and walk down in a spiral, noticing how on each floor people are enjoying the space: reading, hanging out, listening to their headphones. One guy was working on a compelling-looking needlepoint art project. Somewhere around the 5th floor the stairway turns into a super saturated, bright red realm that's like a big open mouth. Kids who grow up using this library are going to remember this aspect of it, boy!



Here I am wondering why more architecture isn't as fun, inventive, and useful as Rem Koolhaas'.



Then we took off for the island to visit my sister and the kids. We brought them all presents, including some Japanese eraser characters with removable heads. Don't these guys look like I stopped them in the middle of their adventure so I could take their picture?



From what I could tell, Hazy is always in the midst of an art project. She created this mixed media masterpiece one afternoon while we were there.



We also visited some recently shaved alpacas one afternoon. Alpacas just throw themselves on the ground and fall asleep in a heap, like the one there in the middle ground.



For most of the visit we stayed at a hippie-zen-yoga-hot tubby resort on a gorgeous waterfront location. It felt, in a great way, like summer camp for grownups. A music festival was going on during the last 2 days of our visit and all these music lovers from Seattle (a place teeming with music lovers) showed up and pitched tents on the grass in front of our cabin and in the woods around us.



We sat on our porch and I squeezed (3 small drops on each!) lemon on the 500th big batch of oysters P had just shucked for us. I probably don't need to tell you oysters are where it's at.

Hooray for getting out of town!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Spacey needle



P and I spent a quick couple days in Seattle before heading off to Orcas island last weekend. I have never drunk so much espresso or eaten so many fresh oysters in all my life. I had to pull P away from ogling all the organic vegetables in the Pike Place market and he had to pull me away from swooning over the awesome Rem Koolhaas-designed public library and damn, I am a new fan of Mirror Pond pale ale on tap, the most delicious beer ever in my opinion. I have a feeling I'll be posting more about this trip so stay tuned if you're so inclined.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Rained-on fox


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Last resort

I'm thinking about making myself a bathing suit. There's some really ugly, how-do-you-expect-me-to-swim-and-get-a-decent-tan-in-this crap out there. All I've seen are crazy get-ups that would fly right off your body if you dove into a pool or wave, or Olympic swimmer-type costumes not meant for regular humans.



But this notion has cornered me into a realm of the sewing world not meant for the faint-hearted. Fabrics with two- and four-way stretch. The inevitable visit to Spandex House. The reality that making this thing myself instead of buying something off a rack probably heightens the possibility of it flying off my body at an inappropriate moment.



But the patterns I've come across give me hope. Older patterns are so much cooler than their modern counterparts.



Well, hello. And I can use the leftover fabric to make a matching jacket, headscarf, and sarong. Won't I look jaunty by the water. I'm just kidding. I'll probably just make a jacket. And a headscarf.



Did you know Brooke Shields and Diana Ross used to shill bathing suit patterns?





Neither did I! And look at Diana, she has a ruffle on her butt!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Mad hatter

***Warning: this post is going to be unbelievably yawn-inspiring for some of you. Read at your own risk!***

I went a little nuts making hats recently. This one was inspired by a bad, stupid sunburn I got from a beach trip a couple weeks ago. I won't be fooled again!





I used a pattern from this book (Thanks, Lotta) and some excellent 80s Marimekko fabric (Thanks, Frank) that's subtly speckled, as if the colors were spray painted on (so subtle I don't think you can even tell what the heck I'm talking about from these pics).

I also made more of Judy Danz's reversible chemo hats. Can you dig it. Here's one made from vintage Liberty fabric with some more of the Kaffe Fasset fabric on the flip side.





Here's a stripey blue one with some cool blue Kaffe Fasset fabric on the flip side.





This one has green flowers and navy blue on the flip. And how about that crazy fabric-and-knitwear designing, Buddha-and-batik loving Kaffe?



This one has some more of his fabric on one side, and some turquoise stuff on the inside. If you ask me, none of these Fasset prints should have gone out of print. I love them. But you know the crazy fabric business. Fabric lines zip by hither and thither and then poof! Gone!



Well, I did say I went a little nuts hat-wise. I started out making just one hat for a friend going through chemo, and then decided to make one for her daughter, too, so they could wear them together if they liked. I'll donate the others somewhere...the Beth Israel Cancer Center in Union Square probably.

And yes, I am a big fan of Pernod. This particular bottle of Pernod turned out to be a big fan of these hats, too, generously offering to model them. Thank you, bottle of Pernod.



I will never be sun burnt again. I will also probably bump into a few lampposts on the way to the beach and plow over some seagulls accidentally when I get there but I will not end up sun burnt.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

A lively visit down South

News flash! New Orleans is a crazy city!



You can tell from this pic that I am a bit suspicious of this whole drinking-on-the-street thing and expect to be surrounded by cops any moment, the way I would be in NYC.

I went down to meet up with P, who was there for the annual convention Tales of the Cocktail, a week of events like seminars, parties, competitions, and general debauchery for people who are serious about cocktails. And guess what? There are a lot of people who are very serious about that very subject, and from what I could tell, they were all very happy to see each other.

Here are a couple OTHER things that caught my attention. I guess sometimes it's convenient to park one's crutches as one would one's bicycle?



And here's an outfit you could buy for your kid in the 40s for Mardi Gras; it came in the little box that's pictured with it, cost a buck fifty, and included this fly little dress and shrug, a mask, and tiara. Dang!



This and tons of other impressive costumes and parade paraphernalia are at the very much worth visiting permanent Mardi Gras exhibit at the Louisiana State Museum.

Incidentally, it's relatively cheap to fly to New Orleans from NYC, and you can get cushy accommodations for cheap — for obvious reasons, New Orleans wants and needs your tourism dollars. Don't hesitate to get your butt down there if you're at all inclined, ya hear?